The Moms on the Move Show


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Niecy Nash

Photo courtesy Comedy Central
Watch Niecy and her team transform the messiest home in America on Clean House on the Style Network July 4th

Niecy to shoppers: Thank you for stopping but we love you for shopping.

Niecy:  Let me tell you  what the mojo is is the camera on me. 

Niecy to man:   If you buy 4 more books and let me keep this 5, it comes with a hug. It’s right here. Boom!
Man:  That sounds good. And we can take a picture too?
 
Niecy:  Yes  (taking photo with man)
 
Niecy: I flatter then and they start shopping. What can I say!
ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN NIECY NASH CAN PRETTY MUCH SAY ANYTHING SHE WANTS

Niecy-  I’m a mom on the move! So there!

AND PEOPLE LOVE HER!

THIS MOTHER OF 3 WHO BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN AS OFFICER RAINEESHA WILLIAMS IN  RENO 911 IS CLEARING THIS HOUSE OUT, AS HOST OF STYLE NETWORK’S HIT SERIES, CLEAN HOUSE.

Niecy:  I’m doing the messiest home in the country. So viewers submitted videos, we picked one and this is the house right behind me.

AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE ON THE FRONT LAWN

Linda  to shopper:  Are you brave enough through this? 

Linda to shopper:  10 dollars for a tv- it has rabbit ears.
Linda to Mrs Loria (owner of House):  And you have accumulated a lot of stuff in all this time.
Mrs. Loria:  Yes…well, 6 people living in a house hold so you know you do over the years accumulates.
 
Niecy:   I decide whether or not they need a hug or whether they need tough love. This particular family has needed a combination of both.
 
Linda to Mrs Lorai:  You lost your husband recently…
 
Mrs. Lorai:  Yes 
 
Linda:  And it’s bringing up all of your memories
 
Mrs. Lorai:  It’s very emotional

Niecy:  Moms on the Move….it’s like labor.

Mrs Loria: My husband’s suits are out here

Niecy: It might be painful….you might cry, you might start yelling, some of y’all might be cussing and the next thing you know they give you this fabulous little baby.
FOR MRS. LORIA THAT FABULOUS BABY IS A FULLY REDESIGNED HOME. AND NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT LABOR THAN NIECY WHO PURSUED STAND UP COMEDY, ALONE, WITH HER KIDS AT HER SIDE.

Niecy:   I always wanted to try stand up..I’m like oh my God I bet it’s going to be hard, it’s going to be scary. I had  2 kids on my own I said, “ I can’t think of nothing that’s scarier than this! I’m trying to figure out how these babies are going to eat  I’m like hand me that microphone.

Linda:  And you keep them close to you even on auditions!
Niecy:  You know…they kind of got used to it. “ What are we supposed to do while your in there mommy?” And I’d say, “ you all better pray for me!  If you’ll don’t want to eat tonight you better pray for me! Pray children! 
 
Linda: Pray that I get this job!
 
Niecy: That’s right.
 
AND HER PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED, NIECY’S FIRST JOB WAS PLAYING OPPOSITE WHOOPIE GOLDBERG IN  “BOYS ON THE SIDE.”
SINCE THEN, SHE’S BEEN SPLITTING SIDES


Linda to Niecy:  What do your kids think when your walking down the beach with a prosthetic bottom and a thong?
 
Niecy:  I don’t know that’s a good question, children what do you all think of mommy? Well  the way we do it in my house is probably non-traditional.  We dance on the table, we have talent shows, we do skits every body has singing contests and baby American Idol aint got nothing on the foolishness that goes on in my house. Hello and thank you!
 
Linda:    I actually brought money.
 
Niecy:  Oh are you going to buy something?
 
Linda:  Oh yeah. I wanna support your charity

ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE GARAGE SALE GO TO THE NATIONAL STROKE FOUNDATION

Linda to Mark (Designer Clean House)  Where am I going to wear this dress?  

Mark:  Um…maybe like a Barbie trade show?
 
Linda:  That's it!
Niecy and Linda:  Look at this.

Mrs. Loria:  I’m not as well endowed  as you are to wear a dress like this you see.
 
Niecy:  Um….girl I can’t get this over one side of what I got. Come on now. Move it mamma!  O Diva I’m a mom on the move

AND A DIVA, HERSELF. IN 1993, NIECY FOUND HER UNIQUE SENSE OF HUMOR COULD HEAL AFTER HER BROTHER MICHAEL WAS KILLED IN SCHOOL VIOLENCE.

Niecy:  I found my comedic voice when my brother was killed because I would stand at the end of my mothers bed when she said, I’m not getting up.  And I would tell her funny stories, and funny jokes and eventually layin in the bed when to sittin up in the bed. To her inviting her neighbors over I told these people you were funny and I worked very closely with my mother with trying to provide metal detectors in for problem schools, umm go in and do seminars for conflict resolution.
 
Niecy:  Shop til you drop people it’s for charity!
Niecy:  You know…So when I realized that comedy is a gift might…the the big goal would be to give it to as many people as I can.   I love this mom on the move!
Niecy:  Ahh I love that she loves me how about that!
 
Linda: But I can’t mess your makeup.
 
Neicy: Or your either.
 
Linda- Well your still doin the show.
 
Niecy:  Yeah I’m still working.

 

                 

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